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In honor of this hilarious instant classic from Tom the Dancing Bug, in which the cereal companies protect themselves for liability for marketing sugary cereals to children by adopting marketing campaigns assured to have no appeal to children, and in honor of Dr. Liberman's call for linguist versions of these at Language Log, here are my attempts.

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